Latest Tweets:
(Source: yummyporn, via aznbubblez)
(Source: luxe-empire, via callme-psyduck)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead, via callme-psyduck)
(Source: allaboutacat, via scooterbug)
(via the-absolute-best-gifs)
(Source: vanessalengies, via androoew)
(Source: putamerdahermes, via androoew)
put a ship in my ask
vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
(via striderbaby)
(Source: nadzirahmusawil, via u-wanna-play-2)
(Source: hallofakinzombie, via u-wanna-play-2)
Otis had a trip to the groomers today. He is sporting a sassy azure kerchief and a devilish grin. I suspect he knows he looks very handsome.
(Source: houtarouh, via u-wanna-play-2)
(Source: kawaiinanodesu, via u-wanna-play-2)
