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August 29 2012

palmate:

a-mock-turtle:

Do you guys know what this means

You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now

You could be pregnant right now and not even know it

I’m pregnant

you’re pregnant

WE’RE ALL PREGNANT

YOU GET A FETUS

AND YOU GET A FETUS

AND YOU GET A FETUS

EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR

IT’S A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST

EVERYONE GETS A FETUS

(Source: dwemerkin, via senseidoodles)

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